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Paris Demotivational Poster

irrelevant -

TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!

DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.

TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a pedophile.

Idiots -

TAGS: fail paris hilton
Rating: 2.77/5

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Travis - February 1, 2009, 12:16 pm
I hate this CUNT
Sean - May 28, 2008, 11:28 am
Brilliant anyway. For me the demotivating part is that I had yet to learn this lesson. And you could always say you did it up too soon after arguing with an idiot.
Ernie - May 27, 2008, 7:59 pm
GRRR. A typo. FAIL!
Idiot - May 26, 2008, 6:46 pm
The do?

BONNE FETE NATIONALE - Le Quatorze Juillet

TAGS: bastille day paris france bonne fete
Rating: 2.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 9:25 am
It's not. You'll find that there are a lot of patriotic and tribute type posters here. I don't see anything wrong with that.do you?
Bruttoformo - July 14, 2010, 9:17 am
It's raining like hell in Paris, I don't think frogs can attend their parade. Btw, how is this supposed to be funny?

2012 -

MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s

TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there

BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !

TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L

NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell

TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.46/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)

LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )

TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace sexy celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions

THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.

TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am


SORRY PARIS - But the dog is my bitch now !

TAGS: sorry paris dog my bitch
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:19 pm
LOL...dude, if you'll get 1L on this, then is from pari5

PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars

TAGS: paris fire brigade
Rating: 3.55/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:48 pm
Know wonder why they always get fucked over. Where's Napoleon when they need him?

PARIS - For some reason she attracts Crab-Eating Monkeys !!

TAGS: paris hilton crabs monkeys
Rating: 2.5/5

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MO - June 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Holy crap!! Them's alot of monkeys! Spank 'em! Spank 'em all!!!
union - June 12, 2009, 5:00 pm
She has great legs.

TURN LEFT IN 50 FEET... - Arrive at destination. Welcome home, Ms. Hilton.

HERPES - Honestly...is anyone surprised?

TAGS: paris
Rating: 3.3/5

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Informator - September 6, 2009, 3:04 am
to mr LOLOLOL: shoppingtards and spoiled bitches are not worth the time x3. dump their asses >.< [this is advice from a girl :o]
LOLOLOL - April 10, 2009, 11:15 am
Stupid hollywood people, they think us guys r attracted to SKELETONS and they never get tested lololololol and honestly who cares if you have the latest facial cream u inspire chicks to be shop spoiled and so whenever i date they always have to bitch! ):(
Signe - March 25, 2009, 4:29 am
mooooooooooooo - March 25, 2009, 2:43 am
could be a friction burn
Signe - March 24, 2009, 10:36 pm
Signe - March 24, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well, this IS Paris, so I'm sure she has all sortsa nasty things, though a red blotch on a woman's lips doesn't necessarily mean herpes. It can really be dry skin or just an uneven skin tone, even. But this is Paris, so it's probably herpes or like syphil


TAGS: paris hilton horse slut humor paris horseton
Rating: 4.47/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:47 pm
whatever floats your boat. This could be a new poll in he forums, the horse or the whore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 10:14 pm
The horse or Paris Hilton?
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 9:59 pm
ok, so who would not do her if they came home and found her in their bed? I'm going to puke.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:36 pm
and no one wants to admit it! Nicely done
Metalissa - September 15, 2010, 11:19 pm
Thank you very much, to all 3 of you. :D
forseti - September 15, 2010, 8:00 am
5 Whorses
hootizz - September 15, 2010, 7:59 am
very very clever.., fantastic...
thehighredeemer - September 15, 2010, 6:52 am
I love it!


TAGS: disney paris britnney lindsey cubby
Rating: 4.35/5

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Sho - March 12, 2011, 11:24 pm

IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion

CONFIDENCE - "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."-Paris Hilton

Old Days -

TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.

CONDOMS - Could have prevented these two tragedies.

TAGS: lindsay lohan paris hilton
Rating: 4.45/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2010, 7:58 am
Of course, if those mistakes hadn't happened, Sex tapes wouldn't be an acceptable way to become famous.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
ohhh, love vs like....I get it. well not right now, maybe later, after she has a few martoooni's
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:52 pm
Exactly my point Grey!
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 3:49 pm
A "gulp" would have prevented this too
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:38 pm
Very true, so could have true love tho...

YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP - Now gimme back my fifteen minutes which you stole long ago, you attention-wh*re


TAGS: paris 1940
Rating: 4.06/5

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IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...

TAGS: paris hilton idiot
Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
idiots, most can spell they.

Forget The Joneses -

TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .

A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -


OLD JOKE - I'm sooooo drunk! I said, I"M SOOOOO DRUNK!!!! That's better boys

TAGS: paris
Rating: 3.12/5

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the bird - June 26, 2009, 1:46 am
her face is telling me wat shes thinking... he he weeeeee does any one have an almond i can has im gettin the munchies
Lex - May 20, 2009, 3:55 pm
Look at that HUGE friggin' head. That's an alien right?
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 5:04 pm
Guy on the left is like: "Stupid bitch just broke my rearview mirror!"

JAIL - Do you love it?

TAGS: paris in jail
Rating: 1.72/5

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manicdepressive - September 26, 2008, 8:53 pm
google didn't do it either dipshit. just don't make posters with crappy fucking pictures. ever.
FailedNinja - July 26, 2008, 7:35 am
Yeah i didnt do the photoshop...got it off google. Blame them.
Dobstar - July 23, 2008, 4:11 pm
You're making my eyes bleed, this is terrible dude
NOT!!!!!! - July 18, 2008, 7:11 am
Good photoshop......



TAGS: paris hilton shame
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - February 24, 2012, 4:58 pm
Oh yea probably heheh
gas - February 24, 2012, 3:21 pm
I meant Paris Hilton "closing" Britney's legs xD (I think I saw that photo somewhere)
Sho - February 24, 2012, 1:23 pm
Nope, definitely Paris Hilton lol. Or Madonna is fine too
gas - February 24, 2012, 12:03 pm
lol, weren't those Britney's legs, if I remember correctly?

JUSTICE - "One day! you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you


TAGS: rascals i see paris i see france
Rating: 4.43/5

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culos - October 28, 2010, 9:17 am
Is groovin kind of foreplay towards grindin?
Reality Lord - October 27, 2010, 11:18 pm

dude you are doing my music justice. now pass me whatever your smoking and put on some old stones.

PARIS - Wee Wee...Poo Poo! That is you bitch.


TAGS: paris spring nazis
Rating: 4.33/5

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guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
those Germans can get kind of weird at times if you know what I mean
voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
As close as Frick and Frack those two.

PARIS - The World's Most Expensive Petri Dish


TAGS: paris hilton
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:22 am
My momma dun told me... give Cubby a 5L!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:22 am
Oh no no no no no no.... uhhhh.... nope!

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

PERVERSION - Honey, I'm sleeping at the Paris Hilton tonight. Wait... no. No. No. Relax. No. No. I'm not taking pictures. No. It's the Hilton Hôtel de Paris. Silly.


PARIS HILTON - Part human. Part money. All retarded.


TAGS: paris hilton
Rating: 3.33/5

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frixxxx - January 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
IDK- Is that her belly button or a 2nd VAG?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:06 am
I cannot deny, this is the best pic of this girl... albeit 40% of the credit goes to the burger. Nevertheless, I can't justify a lifetime of venerial disease just for 5 fantastic minutes. Nor can I justify whatever would come from banging Paris.


MYSTERY SOLVED! - Because I've always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde.

TAGS: paris
Rating: 3.06/5

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Hector - April 23, 2009, 10:23 am
Cubby - Is she a marathon runner or do you suppose she really thinks the Ms. Skeleton look is attractive?



TAGS: like totally paris day
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:05 pm
Such a conformist, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:04 pm
How has no one mentioned the sunglasses yet? Buy yeah, hideous....If I throw up in the sea, will the crabs clean it up for me?.....wouldn't be the first time someone threw up on Paris's Vag.
thatonechick - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm
This is a much better caption than mine!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:54 pm
I think it's on upside down.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2009, 7:45 pm
That's one ugly suit

A NIGHTMARE - for Paris Hilton.


PARIS - You'll probably be eating more than you expected !!

TAGS: paris advertises her skankiness
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:17 pm
:( You just made me puke in my mouth a little
LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:12 pm
Eating her would be like eating a whole loaf of bread...
Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
I like her bra/panties
Anonymous2 - January 24, 2010, 8:54 pm
Okay, who told her about that Aerosmith song?
IllicoPresto - January 24, 2010, 4:43 pm
And after the eating comes the barfing, 'cause she's revolting.
zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:30 am
1l cause that pic is disgusting

AWKWARD REUNION - Because God is a hilarious bastard


REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton)

TAGS: reality check michelle trachtenberg paris hilton rnr
Rating: 2.21/5

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Michelle Trachtenberg - January 14, 2009, 8:47 am
is fucking gorgeous
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 3:11 am
well narutarded if that really does happen pics or it never happened!
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:22 am
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:21 am
Never say never, especially in Hollywood. She may not go for you little boys, bit I think she might just be happy with a woman like me.

JESSICA HILTON - Her Eye Que is be low.

TAGS: paris hilton jessica simpson celeb celebrity
Rating: 2.08/5

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flo - February 27, 2009, 6:57 am
reminds me on harvey dent. or is she..

*TACKESTAB* - Is the appropriate response.

TAGS: paris hilton kill maim stab murder mutilate dismember destroy die
Rating: 1.67/5

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Claire - October 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
What's a tackestab?
WTF - October 2, 2009, 5:33 pm


Common Objects -

Awkward -

TAGS: awkward hubby wifey paris moment
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:29 am
Or Honey with another Honey.
EmilioDumphque - April 22, 2014, 12:07 pm
Uh, it must have been two other people, dear.

Off Your Rocker -

TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, 'Sexual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


TAGS: paris hilton somtimes hate feel
Rating: 4.35/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:34 pm
Amen! A - freakin' - men! 5L!
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 8:37 pm

Thanks, you guys... I does it for the lolz.
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:32 pm
Sly, when you roll, you rock. And you be rolling….and Prissy’s comment makes this 5 Leaps somewhere over the freaking rainbow
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:14 pm
and your little dog too... he 5L hates ya!



TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's hot, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some std without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "[email protected] that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always assume they have STD?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


TAGS: paris hilton hotel
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - May 22, 2009, 1:53 am
This is solid. 5L
BoneCD - May 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
I got to stop with the intellectual matter...

WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)

CELEBIRTY GYNECOLOGY - This weeks episode we visit Paris Hilton

TAGS: paris hilton gynecology
Rating: 3.57/5

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code - December 14, 2009, 5:40 am
he's gonna need some sort of eye protection. the fumes could melt his corneas

THE PARIS HILTON - The Arc de Triomphe Hilton sits among iconic Paris landmarks. Indulge in the spa, or dine alfresco at Le Safron

TAGS: paris hilton day
Rating: 3.36/5

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sickartist - December 19, 2009, 1:40 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge. 5L


INTELIGENCE - it's not


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

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1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


HAIRCAPS - Not Just For Pretty Girls

THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?

TAGS: paris hilton duck quack echo rnr
Rating: 2.6/5

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know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
i'd hit it, for monetary purposes of course
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 9:28 pm
Looking at Paris makes my dick curl up and hide. I saw part of that sex video and I would rather fuck a "Real Doll" ... At least i would get a response back.
GayTest? - September 2, 2008, 6:52 am
Actually I wasn't even thinking that, i was thinking this was a Gay Test ;o)
RnR - August 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
sigh, i knew i had to explain: Paris = airhead. Duck quacks in ear. Empty room should provide echo (or reverb)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:02 pm
Is syphilis supposed to stop a duck's quack from echoing or something?

SOCIALITES - They *really* are into everything

TAGS: paris hilton national geographic parody
Rating: 2.45/5

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DotDotDot - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
In this case however, everything is into her... and by into I mean inside.

HER SHINY - It's good to see something different in her hands !!

THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris

TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

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firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm
The fuck the person below me... no, fuck everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
Fuck the person below me for being totally anal about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am
Fuck the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am
fuck this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am
fuck this guy and his poor me lyrics

Sniffles -

TAGS: birth pain comparison man ill cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:34 pm
Thanks jeebus
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
cough cough...pussie...
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
Thanks 'cern
JesusWept - December 15, 2016, 3:16 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up
Reality Lord - December 15, 2016, 2:58 pm

lolz...well...after all...it is a man cold
concern3 - December 15, 2016, 8:12 am
Excellent, UP yours

Simply -

TAGS: chocolate peanut butter comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours

busted -

TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


TAGS: charlie terror crusader paris france
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 11, 2015, 6:47 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:45 am
Ni-I-I-I-I-ce!!! 5L

Perspective -

TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!

Final Sale -

TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/

Motifaking -

TAGS: motifaking comparison easy master bating better ideas working it
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:24 am
It's a pleasure making my posters...especially the good ones teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 4:29 am
A 5er, you naughty naughty little girl
Greeny - September 11, 2015, 9:04 pm
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:08 pm
Wow, I've seen more adult orientated on safe side of late. Had I known this was going plus I would of used my original wording lol
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:06 pm
Motifaking needs a warning: prone to developing long term and sometimes fatal addiction and lifetime membership conditions apply. Love when my work is Jesus approved...thanks.
JesusWept - September 11, 2015, 3:48 pm
Yep, that's the way to do it. L L L L L

boyfriends -

Ride At Your Own Risk -

Calendar March 8th -

TAGS: tv reality shows life comparison
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:07 pm
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:12 pm
This is too... Real.
ipaprime - March 9, 2016, 8:31 am
Oh I m around just don't talk much. Do vote though
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 4:09 am
I can't spell worth a sh------ ummmm yarn and thread---- oh yeah, darn. I cant spell worth a darn! chuckle, chuckle!
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
So does several of my brain cells.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
dizz you can say anything you like. Spelling it though is something completely different...teehee.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:37 am
Hey ipaprime! Haven't seen you around in a while :)
concern3 - March 9, 2016, 3:31 am
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:10 am
Sucks big donkey----oh. I'm not supposed to say that--- ^!!!!!
ipaprime - March 8, 2016, 9:34 pm
Oh so true.

My Milkshake -

The Truth -


TAGS: water slides comparisons foreplay
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Wow that elevates foreplay to a new level of importance. Thanks for the advice
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:36 pm
As much as I appreciate the votes...lions would be a little nicer....thanks Gary.
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:34 pm
Possibly...maybe useful information to add in sex ed....sorry family life ed in the schools. Would give females one less thing we have to teach men...teehee
GaryO - February 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Great analogy, Missy. 5 Lubes
mariand - February 5, 2013, 7:42 am
hehehe... this seems a life lesson :))